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class=\"sl-eyebrow\"\u003eHoliday Humor · Everyday Use\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eHo Ho… Oh No!\u003cbr\u003eSanta Got Stuck. 🎅\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sl-lead\"\u003eMeet the cheeky Santa tissue holder that turns every tissue pull into a laugh. A hilarious little surprise for holiday homes, coworkers, and Christmas gift exchanges.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sl-pills\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"sl-pill\"\u003e🎁 White Elephant Favorite\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"sl-pill\"\u003e🧻 Funny \u0026amp; Functional\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"sl-pill\"\u003e🎄 Holiday Décor\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ca class=\"sl-btn\" href=\"#MainContent\"\u003eGet Your Santa \u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e→\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cp class=\"sl-micro\"\u003eSee pricing and available options in the product purchase area above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cfigure class=\"sl-media\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/ncrovoultra.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/95564278999810049.jpg?v=1792982754\u0026amp;width=1200\" alt=\"Funny Santa tissue holder, showing a tissue being pulled out\" fetchpriority=\"high\"\u003e\u003cfigcaption\u003eOne Santa. An unbelievable tissue trick. 😂\u003c\/figcaption\u003e\u003c\/figure\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sl-wrap\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"sl-proof\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e😂 Gets a Laugh\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e🎁 Easy Gift Idea\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e🏠 Home \u0026amp; Office\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sl-section\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"sl-wrap\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"sl-split\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/ncrovoultra.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/95564275526926337.jpg?v=1792982754\u0026amp;width=1200\" alt=\"Santa tissue holder on a Christmas living-room table\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"sl-copy\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sl-eyebrow\"\u003e01 \/ The First Laugh\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePull a Tissue.\u003cbr\u003eGet a Laugh. 😂\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a classic Santa with one seriously unexpected twist. Reach for a tissue and an ordinary moment becomes the punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sl-highlight\"\u003eThe joke is built right in.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sl-section sl-forest\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"sl-wrap\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"sl-split\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sl-copy\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sl-eyebrow\"\u003e02 \/ The Gift Nobody Expects\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eGive Them Something to Laugh About. 🎁\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNeed a gift that actually gets a reaction? This mischievous Santa is made for funny Christmas surprises, White Elephant exchanges, Secret Santa, and coworkers with a sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sl-highlight\"\u003eUnwrap. Laugh. Repeat.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/ncrovoultra.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/95564277070430209.jpg?v=1792982754\u0026amp;width=1200\" alt=\"Family member laughing at a Santa tissue holder in a Christmas living room\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sl-section\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"sl-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sl-title\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sl-eyebrow\"\u003e03 \/ Make Christmas a Little Cheekier\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eA Little Holiday Mischief, Anywhere at Home.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMore than a novelty decoration. It's a funny way to keep tissues within reach while adding a playful touch to your festive setup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sl-cards\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"sl-card\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/ncrovoultra.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/95564278999810049.jpg?v=1792982754\u0026amp;width=1200\" alt=\"Santa tissue holder close-up with tissue\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"sl-cardbody\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eInstant Conversation Starter\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's hard not to notice Santa's unexpected pose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\u003carticle class=\"sl-card\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/ncrovoultra.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/95564275526926337.jpg?v=1792982754\u0026amp;width=1200\" alt=\"Funny Santa tissue dispenser on holiday coffee table\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"sl-cardbody\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFestive \u0026amp; Useful\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBring a little humor to a side table or holiday display.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\u003carticle class=\"sl-card\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/ncrovoultra.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/95564276114128897.jpg?v=1792982754\u0026amp;width=1200\" alt=\"People laughing while pulling tissues from Santa holder\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"sl-cardbody\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMade for Reactions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery tissue pull can surprise a new guest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sl-section sl-banner\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"sl-wrap\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"sl-details\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/ncrovoultra.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/95564168874164225.jpg?v=1792982754\u0026amp;width=1200\" alt=\"Santa tissue holder shown between car seats as a styling example\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border-radius:18px\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"sl-copy\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sl-eyebrow\"\u003eThe Details\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eClassic Santa.\u003cbr\u003eUnexpected Twist.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat red suit, fluffy white trim, and mischievous pose make this the Christmas character nobody sees coming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"sl-spec\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct:\u003c\/strong\u003e Funny Santa Butt Tissue Holder\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackage:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1 × Santa Tissue Holder per single-item order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUse:\u003c\/strong\u003e Suitable home or office surfaces\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize \u0026amp; compatibility:\u003c\/strong\u003e Check the specifications and measurements provided with your selected item before ordering.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sl-micro\"\u003eIf using in a vehicle, only place it where it is secured and cannot obstruct the driver, controls, seat belts, or airbags.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sl-section\" style=\"padding-top:10px\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"sl-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sl-title\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sl-eyebrow\"\u003eGood to Know\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eQuestions Before Santa Comes Home?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sl-faq\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eWhat type of tissues does it fit?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe holder is designed to dispense tissues through Santa's rear opening. Please check the product's listed measurements and compare them with the tissues you plan to use.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eWhere can I display it?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eUse a stable side table, desk, or suitable flat surface. Keep it away from flames, heaters, and other heat sources.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eIs it a good White Elephant or Secret Santa gift?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely! It's a playful Christmas gift idea for friends, coworkers, and anyone who loves silly holiday humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eWhen will my order arrive?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eDelivery times depend on your destination and shipping option. Review the delivery estimate and store shipping policy before ordering, particularly if you need it before Christmas.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eWhat if I have an issue with my order?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eContact our customer support team for assistance. Returns and refunds are subject to the store's published policies.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sl-end\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSpread Laughs, Not Boring Gifts. 🎅\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose your preferred option in the product purchase area.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \n\u003c\/section\u003e\n","brand":"mysite","offers":[{"title":"🎅 Santa","offer_id":53138855297311,"sku":"ZZ01282610262873-圣诞老人臀部纸巾架","price":29.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"☃️ Snowman","offer_id":53138855330079,"sku":"ZZ01282610262873-雪人臀部纸巾架","price":29.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"🦌 Reindeer","offer_id":53138855362847,"sku":"ZZ01282610262873-驯鹿臀部纸巾架","price":29.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"🧝 Elf","offer_id":53138855395615,"sku":"ZZ01282610262873-精灵臀部纸巾架","price":29.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"🐶 Corgi","offer_id":53138855428383,"sku":"ZZ01282610262873-客机臀部纸巾架","price":29.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0964\/2950\/6847\/files\/95564278999810049.jpg?v=1792982754","url":"https:\/\/ncrovoultra.com\/products\/funny-christmas-tissue-box-holder","provider":"Ncrovoultra.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}